When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
evERY TIME KATNISS AND PEETA WOULD HUG FINNICK WOULD LOOK AWAY OR ALL SAD BECAUSE HE WOULD THINK OF ANNIE AND WHEN THE BIG WAVE CAME HE LOOKED ALL SAD BECAUSE THAT’S HOW ANNIE WON HER GAMES sAM CLAFLIN YOU SON OF A B I T C H
i’ve been ready to jingle my bells since december 26th, 2012
CAESAR IS LIKE
OTP OTP OTP
OMG THIS IS CANNON
THIS SHIP IS SAILING
when you throw a surprise birthday party for your friend
THIS WEBSITE HAS TAKEN IT TOO FAR
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
the jaw in action
Okay, these are the ones I follow that are Joshifer oriented among other things:
areyouserial - Check out the fanfic TMYK if you haven’t already
Happy following my friend!!
wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered
this broke my heart
like he looks at her like she’s his little sister
and they’re playing some game
Well it has been a while I guess
I bet it tickles
The cricket noises will never die. It will forever live on!!
do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy
You do that every morning???
is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons
Wait, other countries don’t do this.
I just realized how strange this might seem.
I’m in band in first bell so instead of putting my hand on my heart I use my flute. :)